How To Get Insta Boobies

tee: James Perse (perfect tees for busts of all sizes!) // jeans: BDG // bag: Topshop // bracelet: PatchNYC // sunglasses and scarf: c/o George Gina & Lucy

Maybe it’s the New Yorker in me and the fact that I’m constantly around fashion models all of the time, but I’ve come to terms with being fairly flat-chested.

Don’t get me wrong, a small size B cup isn’t the worst problem to have, but I struggled for years with push up bras, wondering when my chest would fill out to the rest of my female frame. Alas, they never did. I’ve been okay with that. I rarely have fit issues with my shirts and I can wear over-sized tops without looking frumpy. I never wanted a boob-job, even after working with models that have some pretty convincing ones. Though, a part of me always wondered what it would be like to be just slightly fuller in that area, I certainly don’t want them to be as big as some of the porn stars on https://www.hdpornvideo.xxx/?hl=hi, I would just like them a little bigger than what they are without risking an issues with a bad back or clothes not fitting which I’m sure some of them must have.

Then this came in the mail for me and I seriously thought about it.

It seems that boobs are back, especially with models like Kate Upton on the scene and “too skinny” models being banned from the runways during New York Fashion Week. I can’t tell you how many times in the last year that I’ve worked with models that I don’t need to add any padding or “cutlets” to their bras because they’re already filling them out—sometimes even too much. Clients actually have asked me to minimize models’ chests for the first time in my career as a stylist!

Normally, I wouldn’t try a product like this with such a claim that it’s “been proven to enhance breasts by 2 to 4 cm after 6 weeks of use,” but with all organic/natural ingredients, I figured it was worth a shot. It contains an “essential oil blend has been developed to increase circulation and have uplifting properties.” For $47, it’s way less than a boob job, so why not?

This natural bust and neck enhancing elixir by Orico London, which is basically a serum, has instructions to apply once every day and you’re on your way to a fuller, wrinkle-free chest. It tingled at first, and not long after I complained about achy boobs, similar to growing pains back in my pre-pubescent days, though I suspect it’s the natural ingredients causing them to be inflammed. I’m not sure if he was putting me on, but the hubby even said my chest looked bigger the next day. Whether or not it was true, I could feel something happening.

The claim on the bottle seems a bit promising, but if it just keeps my decolletage—the first area on your body to show signs of aging—young for a while, I’ll be good with that. After about a week of my nightly routine of massaging this into my chest (don’t get excited), I actually had to cut back to once every other night or so. I’m not sure if it was mind over body, but I felt like my bust was heaving and I needed to cut back before it grew too much. Try it for yourself and let me know what you think!